The United Socialist States of United Socialist States of England is a huge, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 676 million United Socialist States of Englandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient United Socialist States of Englandian economy, worth 24.5 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 36,203 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The United Socialist States Of England City Times is sold out, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist States of England's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Socialist States of England is ranked 270,272^nd in the world and 1,123^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 0.77 flags saluted per person per day.